Mostly Accurate & Not Very Thorough Sexy Hoodie

Stay warm, stay witty, and stay Mostly Accurate (but Not Very Thorough) with our Girlie College Hoodie. Inspired by the always-entertaining KatyActually, this hoodie is basically the uniform for women who love sports, comfort, and not having to Google what “3rd and long” means.

With its soft, cozy fabric and classic fit, it’s perfect for everything from chilly game days to late-night study sessions—or just dodging yet another sports lecture from your husband. Throw it on with jeans, leggings, or pajama pants—you’ll look like you planned it either way.

And while you’re here, go follow @KatyActually on Instagram and TikTok. She makes learning sports actually fun (because she’s had to listen to her husband explain it all, and now she’s saving the rest of us from that fate).

Comfy. Cute. A little sarcastic. Exactly how we like it.

Product features
- Constructed from 80% combed ringspun cotton and 20% polyester for a soft feel.
- Features durable side seams for long-lasting shape and support.
- Equipped with an adjustable hood using self-colored woven cord and metal grommets.
- Includes a spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for added warmth and convenience.
- Regular fit with a medium-heavy fabric weight for comfort and warmth.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean